What If...

What would happen if Sweetie Belle became a tyrannical giraffe hellbent on destroying all that was shorter than her? How 'bout Equestria being ruled by literal potatoes? Ever wanted to see an author clawing at his remaining shreds of sanity at two in the morning, trying to figure out what the actual heck he's writing?

Well, guess what? This is the story for ya! Enjoy the noises of short-circuiting brain cells. :)